Note to self:
Pam, if you decide to the gym, and attend two 1-hour classes in a row with people that are smaller, cuter, made-up, better dressed, with more hair, and in better shape than you, you are a glutton for punishment.
I already knew this about you, but this is taking things to a new level! I really don't think you should keep up this self-punishing behavior.
Reply to self:
OK, I'll go get some better-looking gym clothes. As soon as I can walk again.