Nathan: "Mommy, I'm tired."
Nathan: "Because I've been jumping all day!"
(He did jump a little at his end-of-the-year preschool party, but not ALL DAY...)
Mommy, to Nathan: "Why are you so funny?"
Nathan: "Because I'm tricky."
"Can I watch some TWee?
I'm tired of eating breakfast and this stupid dinner."
"Mommy, you're such a pwecious Mommy."